Too Small Golf Shoes
A red-faced, obviously irate golfer, walks off the 18th green straight to the pro shop and demands some size 8 golf shoes. The junior pro offers him some advice, saying that he obviously has size 10 feet or bigger. But the golfer demands size 8s.
He gets the new gol shoes from the confused pro and squeezes his tired and hot feet into them - almost ripping them and his feet in the process. Even then he can’t do the laces up. The shoes are bulging and start to pull at the seams and he’s obviously in so much pain. he can’t actualy walk in them.
He looks at the young pro and shouts… “I know – you want to know why!… Listen I just had three bogeys, two double-bogeys, and five triple-bogeys. I missed every fairway, every green bar two and I hit a bunker on six holes today. You gave me a lesson last month and it didnt help. And I lost six balls today as well as a sizeable wager!
The only way I’m ever going to get any pleasure out of this game is when I take these blasted size 8 golf shoes off!”
