Alligator Golf Shoes
Following the earlier golf Shoes Blog post on alliator golf shoes, a young but rather slow-witted guy goes into Nashville Boots to get himself a pair. But he’d not read Golf Shoes Blog very closely and he’d missed the price. He’d read $399 a $39.99 and so he was bitterly disappointed not ot be able to afford these alligator golf shoes.
He sulked off and decided to go down to the swamp and get himself alligator golf shoes all by himself. As he arrived at the edge of the swamp he heard a lot of commotion and ran down to see what was happening. What he saw first was a pile of dead alligators next t the edge and then there were two guys (who turned out to be even slower-witted than he), waist deep in the water wrestling another alligator.
As they eventually overpowered the beast and threw it on the bank, one of them moaned out loud… “Oh no! This one’s got no shoes either!”
