How Big Are Your Golf Shoes Sir?
Young buck goes into the golf shoes store… and sees the most beautiful young lady assistant standing by the counter. As she asks him if he knows what size he is, he takes out his member (not a golf club member either) and flops it onto the counter in front of her.
She comments, in a rather cool manner “But sir, that’s not a foot”.
“No,” he says, even more controlled, grinning, “but it’s a good eleven inches”.
