Dirty Grassy Golf Shoes
After a particularly physical and energetic afternoon in bed with his secretary, our hero and his companion both fall asleep. At sunset he suddenly awakens and shakes awake the young lady. Whilst he tries to get dressed in a hurry, he asks her to quickly take his shoes outside and rub them around the lawn and make them as dirty and green as possible.
When he arrives home to his frosty wife and his cold dinner she scowls at him. “OK honey, you got me. I fell asleep after having particularly energetic rumpy-pumpy with Doreen all afternoon.”
His wife shouts at him “You BASTARD… I can see your shoes! You’ve been playing golf haven’t you!”
