New Section For Golf Shoes Blog – Ha Ha!
An elderly gentleman in his golf gear – plus fours & shiny new golf shoes and all – goes into a chemist/drug store and boldly asks the young lady behind the counter for viagra. She is used to people asking for this quite quietly and gingerly but maybe she thinks this gent has bought it many times before. So she asks him how much he usually needs.
“I’ve never had it before” he replies “and I only need a very low dose”. The young lady suggests one pill each time he needs it.
“Then I’ll just take the one pill” he says… “that should last me a month.” The young chemist looks at him curiously. “I’ll break it into four – one a week… that should do it”. The chemist starts to say that the dose won’t be enough but he stops her in her tracks…
He explains – “Young lady I’m not using this for what you think – I’m past that! I’m going to break the pill into four parts, one a week, once for each round with the old fellers”. Now the chemist looks really worried…
“I just need it to stick out a little – so as I can pee beyond the end of my new golf shoes.”
